You too can ’sext’ with Tiger

Article by NiceBallz.com

 

From the ‘haha haha haha!’ files and courtesy of Gawker, some nerdy pervert has created a Tigerbot (how will we tell the difference from the real thing?) that you can get explicit sexting messages from.

It’s free – which is more than Tiger can say for his sexting habits.

I’m not too proud to admit I tried it:

Me: Whassup?

Tiger(bot): “For years.  And punish you for not seeing me more.”

Me: Huh?

Tiger(bot): “quiet and secretively we will always be together.”

Me: You’re not making much sense.

Tiger(bot): “Hold you down while I choke you and f*ck that a$$ that I own.”

Me: Mmmm’kaaay then…gotta go!

I feel so dirty.  Like Joslyn James dirty.

I gotta figure out how to erase these from my phone now before Mrs. Ballz finds them and 9-irons my forehead.